grandhighbruh:

nipplethief:

oh my god

rip in peace

thenimbus:

askfordoodles:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I’m so happy this exists.

bombing:

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

moriahbard:

Important cat facts:

1) Fat kitties is best kitties.

2) When kitties lie on their backs with their tummies showing, it means they feel comfortable. If they show you their tummies, feel honored! It means they feel comfortable around you.

3) THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO PET THE TUMMY. I know this is the exact opposite of dog body language and may be confusing. But even comfortable kitties are still tiny warriors and don’t really like people reaching for their vulnerable underbelly. Remember that when a kitty is on their back, ALL of their pointy bits are directly facing you, and they will not hesitate to use said pointy bits.

4) If a kitty loves you very much, and is very sleepy, it may be okay to veeeeery gently touch the tummy (though starting with the chest is the safest approach). If you are blessed by Bastet and all the kitty goddesses, the kitty will let you nuzzle their tummy with your face. This is the greatest sensation known to humankind. It is also an ADVANCED MOVE and should never be attempted by cat novices.

These have been important cat facts. Thank you.

torterra:

slay mama

spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

image

me: i like this character
person: ok
me: no you dont understand

jakface:

Caiterhe and I were laughing about this for like, 10 minutes.

jathis:

sakuradrops141:

shimmervee:

cecil baldwin apparently has a really good singing voice. kevin r free does stage musicals.

what i’m proposing is

*steeples fingers*

night vale musical episode

Yes!!!!!

FUCKING

YES